- Previously on Warehouse 13... 上一集《倉庫13》提要...
- If the Warehouse is to survive, 要係倉庫繼續存在，
A new caretaker must be in place before I die. 我死之前一定要搵到新嘅管理人。
- Me. 係我。
- You came into my house and stole from me... 你走入我屋企偷我嘢...
Dismantled my life's work, and I will respond in kind. 拆散咗我畢生心血，我會以牙還牙。
The brotherhood follow no rules. 兄弟會完全冇規矩。
- I figured it out last week. 我上個禮拜終於搞清咗。
Whenever I get hurt... 每次我受傷...
- Oh, ow, oh, they got me. 哎呀，佢哋打中咗我。
- Claudia feels the pain. Claudia會感受到痛楚。
[Japanese music] [日本音樂]
♪
- In shinto belief, emperor jimmu descended 神道教傳說中，神武天皇係由
From the sun goddess. 太陽女神降世。
He reigned for 75 years, 佢統治咗75年，
Often accompanied by a wild crow. 成日有隻野烏鴉陪住。
From that crow, there exists a feather. 嗰隻烏鴉留低咗一條羽毛。
Behold. 睇吓。
Beautiful, but deadly. 好靚，但係致命。
And money? 錢呢？
Also beautiful. 都好靚。
Now we drink to honor jimmu. 我哋而家飲杯敬神武天皇。
[twanging instrument] [彈撥樂器聲]
♪
[wind whips] [風聲]
Stop her! 攔住佢！
- Oh! 噢！
- Claude, don't look, you'll go insane! Claude，唔好睇，你會癲㗎！
Whew! 呼！
[low buzzing] [低頻嗡嗡聲]
Wait. - Huh? 等陣。 - 吓？
- Something's vibrating. 有嘢震緊。
- I think it's me. 好似係我。
Ugh, it's my sister, tracy. 唉，係我妹Tracy。
Hey, trace, listen, I'm just at work. 喂Trace，我返緊工咋。
I'll call you back-- 遲啲覆你--
What? 咩話？
Oh, my god, that's great news. 天啊，真係好消息。
Congratulations. - What, what, what, what?! 恭喜晒。 - 咩事咩事咩事？！
- My sister's pregnant. 我妹有咗。
I-I'm gonna be an aunt. 我...我做阿姨喇。
I'm gonna get to hold a new life in my arms. 我可以抱住一個新生命。
Trace? Listen, what do you think about a japanese theme Trace？喂，你覺唔覺得BB房
For the nursery? 用日本主題好唔好？
[announcer] Left in the second period... [旁述] 第二節剩低...
- [singing under breath] [低聲哼歌]
Oh, artemis, hockey, huh? 哦，Artemis，睇冰球呀？
Who you rooting for? - Nobody. 你撐邊隊？ - 冇。
- Right, let me see if I can explain 好，等我試吓同你解釋
This whole sports fan thing to you. 呢啲運動迷嘅心態。
Let's say there was a-- - Hello, kitties! 假設有-- - Hello，喵星人！
We're back from japan. 我哋由日本返嚟喇。
domo arigato. 多謝晒。
- Put that thing under a neutralizer light. 將嗰件嘢放喺中和燈下面。
- Whatever you say, rilakkuma. 你話事啦，Rilakkuma。
- What's a rikaluma? 咩係Rikaluma？
- It's a japanese bear 係一隻日本熊仔，
Who loves custard pudding. 最鍾意食吉士布甸。
- Oh, Artie, you got a new nickname. 哦，Artie，你多咗個花名。
- How would you like a new job? 你想唔想轉新工？
- Hmm... 嗯...
- I got it for my sister, tracy. 我買俾我妹Tracy㗎。
She's pregnant. 佢有咗。
- Wow. - Yeah, I'm so excited. 嘩。 - 係呀，我好興奮。
- Really? 真係？
- Yeah. 係。
- N-no, yeah, no, that's--it's just that 唔...係...唔係...只係...
You know, she's, you know, the younger sister, 佢係你妹，
And you're the older sister. 你係家姐。
- Are you living in 1957? 你仲以為係1957年咩？
Getting pregnant's not on my current to-do list, all right? 我而家嘅人生目標唔係生仔，好冇？
[game goes off] - How about finding an artifact. [比賽聲] - 不如搵吓神器先？
Is that on your current to-do list? 呢個係咪你而家要做嘅嘢？
We got a ping from last night's game in toronto. 尋晚多倫多場波有反應。
- Let's go to the videotape. 睇返錄影帶。
- Toronto's mike madden has the puck. 多倫多嘅Mike Madden控住個波。
Baird is charging. Baird衝緊過去。
Oh! Baird nails him in the right arm. 噢！Baird打中佢右臂。
- So baird has the artifact. - Watch. 即係Baird有神器。 - 睇住。
- That looks like a career-ending break. 睇落好似會斷送職業生涯嘅骨折。
What a shame. 真係可惜。
This vet's been on fire lately, 呢位老將近排狀態咁好，
But you break your arm, and it's over. 但係一斷臂就玩完。
- There, do you see that? 嗰度，睇到未？
- I do. - See what? 睇到。 - 睇咩？
What, she's the observant one, 佢係觀察力強嗰個，
And I'm the one who eats all the time. 我就係成日食嘢嗰個。
- Hey, w-wait, he's up. Madden is up! 喂，等陣，佢起身喇。Madden起身！
- So madden has some kind of healing artifact. 即係Madden有啲治療神器。
- Oh, he's healed, all right, and he's stronger than ever. 佢唔止好返，仲比以前更勁。
Fast forwarding. 快轉。
- Baird with the puck. Baird控波。
Madden approaches him... Madden逼近佢...
Wow! 嘩！
- Whoa. - That's not hockey. 嘩。 - 呢啲唔係冰球。
That's pole vaulting. 呢啲係撐竿跳。
How the hell did he do that? 佢點做到㗎？
- That's what I want you to find out. 呢個就係我想你哋去查。
Stop that hockey player before he kills someone. 阻止嗰個冰球員，唔好俾佢殺人。
- We're on it. 我哋去辦。
- And I'm gonna stay here and keep you company. 我就留喺度陪你。
- At least he does what he's told. 至少佢肯聽話。
- Oh...He's so soft and fuzzy. 噢...佢好軟好毛茸茸。
The bear too. 隻熊都係。
Oh! 噢！
- [sighs] oh, um, this arrived for you. [嘆氣] 哦，呢封係俾你嘅。
- What? 咩話？
Who would write me at the Warehouse? 邊個會寫信去倉庫俾我？
- I encourage you to open the envelope and find out. 我建議你打開信封睇吓。
- I've been cordially invited to lunch. 有人好客氣咁請我食晏。
- Eek. 咦。
- By Mrs. Frederic. 係Mrs. Frederic。
Why? Why? 點解？點解？
- Why don't you ask her? Over lunch. 你不如食晏嗰陣問佢？
- Do you think this has something to do with 你覺得關唔關
The weird feelings I've been having lately? 我最近啲奇怪感覺事？
- What weird feelings? 咩奇怪感覺？
- I don't know, like, uh... 我都唔知，即係...
Out of nowhere I get these weird kicks in the gut, 無端端個肚會抽一抽，
My heart races, I can't catch my breath. 心跳加速，抖唔到氣。
It's like I'm not in control of myself. 好似控制唔到自己咁。
- [screams] [尖叫]
- Why didn't you tell me about this sooner? 點解唔早啲話俾我知？
- I don't know, I didn't wanna worry you? 我唔知，唔想你擔心啫？
Look, forget I said anything. 算啦，當我冇講過。
I clearly have bigger problems. 我而家明顯有更大嘅問題。
[crowd noise, buzzer] [人群聲，哨聲]
[background chatter] [背景嘈雜聲]
- Hey, are you guys going in to watch practice? 喂，你哋入去睇練習呀？
Could you take this in for me? - And this? 可唔可以幫我拎入去？ - 仲有呢？
You know, for mike madden? - Are those molasses crinkles? 俾Mike Madden㗎？ - 係咪糖蜜曲奇？
- Okay, keep moving. 好，繼續行。
- Okay, remember, for mike. 記住，俾Mike㗎。
- [mouth full] oh, I love molasses crinkles. [口含食物] 噢，我鍾意糖蜜曲奇。
- One thing I've learned in 20 years of running a team-- 我管理球隊20年學到一樣嘢--
Never eat fan food. 千祈唔好食球迷送嘅食物。
It could be laced with who knows what. 唔知落咗啲咩。
Could make your parts fall off. - [spits out cookie] 分分鐘食到甩皮甩骨。 - [吐出曲奇]
- Coach! - [whistles] 教練！ - [吹哨]
- All right, listen up. 好，大家聽住。
The league sent these nice folks out. 聯賽派咗呢幾位朋友嚟。
They have some questions. 佢哋有啲問題。
You will answer them. 你哋要回答。
- I'd like to start with mike madden. 我想由Mike Madden開始。
- Of course you would. 梗係你啦。
Anything to meet the most eligible bachelor in toronto. 為咗見多倫多最筍嘅單身漢。
[all laugh] - Pffft! [眾人笑] - 切！
[background chatter] [背景嘈雜聲]
- Hi, I'm Agent Bering. 你好，我係Bering探員。
- Well, it's nice to meet you Agent Bering. 你好，Bering探員。
- So, I just wanted to ask you-- 我只係想問你--
- Why I was voted the most eligible bachelor in toronto? 點解我會被選為多倫多最筍單身漢？
- I'm sure I'll read all about that in your memoir. 我相信你本回憶錄會寫晒呢啲。
Um, you've been playing rough lately. 你近排打波好粗魯。
- Right, and the league has a problem with that? 聯賽有問題咩？
It's hockey. 呢啲係冰球。
- Well, you put a guy through the glass. 你將個人撞穿咗塊玻璃。
How'd you do that? - Well, there must have been 點做到㗎？ - 可能本身
A crack in it already. 已經有裂痕。
- But you'd just been injured very badly. 但你之前受咗好重傷。
- Yes, but during a game, your adrenaline surges, 係，但比賽期間腎上腺素飆升，
So you just keep going. 所以會繼續打。
- Well how about now, are you in pain now? 咁而家呢？你而家痛唔痛？
- Look, every player on the ice is in pain. 每個喺冰場上嘅球員都痛。
We live with it 24/7, 我哋24小時都要頂住，
But if you think I'm on something, 但如果你懷疑我食咗藥，
Feel free to draw some blood, or I could pee in a cup for you. 隨便抽血，或者我屙杯尿俾你驗。
You got a cup? 你有冇杯？
- May I see that necklace you're wearing? 可唔可以睇吓你戴緊嗰條頸鏈？
The league is cracking down on gold. 聯賽打擊緊金飾。
So I would like to test it. 我想測試吓。
Unless, of course, you have a problem removing it. 當然，除非你除唔到。
- [chuckles] [輕笑]
- Uh...You finished? - Yeah. 你問完未？ - 係。
Gooery didn't need to be flushed after all. 原來唔使沖廁所。
Where you headed? 你去邊？
- Uh, inventory. 點存貨。
- Hang back, tray, I'm gonna need you. 等陣Tracy，我要你幫手。
Artie's lying. Artie講大話。
- Hey, the team is winning 喂，球隊贏波
'cause we're all working our butts off. 係因為我哋個個搏到盡。
- Oh, yeah? Well, maybe some people have a little help, 哦，係咩？可能有人有啲嘢幫手，
You know? Insurance. 你明嘅，保險。
- We're all clean here. 我哋個個都乾淨。
Right, boss? 係咪呀老細？
- That's right, beast. 冇錯，猛男。
None of my boys take 我啲仔冇人食
Any performance-enhancing substances. 任何提升表現嘅藥物。
Now here's the x-ray you asked for. 呢張係你要嘅X光片。
Mike's arm, taken right after the game. Mike嘅手臂，比賽後即刻影嘅。
- No reaction. Good. 冇反應。好。
- Well, here you go. 俾你。
And it's shinier than before. 仲比以前更閃。
- And stickier too. 仲更黏。
Are we done? - One more question. 問完未？ - 多一個問題。
Do you like antiquing? - What? 你鍾唔鍾意古董？ - 吓？
- You know, going to flea markets, buying old stuff? 即係去跳蚤市場，買舊嘢？
- Are you asking me on a date? 你係咪約我？
- Just answer the question like the team owner said. 好似球隊班主話齋，答問題就得。
- No, because it's a stupid question. 唔係，因為呢個問題好蠢。
Good-bye. - There are no stupid questions, 拜拜。 冇蠢問題，
Okay? Only stupid people. 明唔明？只有蠢人。
So if anyone's stupid here, it's you! 所以如果呢度有人蠢，就係你！
He's hostile and unresponsive. 佢好有敵意，完全唔合作。
- I wonder why. - 我明點解。
Oh, here I got the x-ray of madden's stupid arm! 哦，我拎到Madden嗰條蠢手臂嘅X光片！
- So wh--what, you can read those things? - 咁你...你識睇呢啲嘢？
- Yeah, I was pre-med before I was pre-law - 係，我讀法律之前讀過醫預科。
Before I joined the secret service. 加入特勤局之前。
- And yet, you ended up in the exact same place as me. - 但結果你同我一樣，都係嚟到同一個地方。
I'm just saying. 我只係講吓。
- Something's wrong. - 有啲唔妥。
The hand in this x-ray shows a bilateral fusion 呢張X光片嘅手顯示梯形骨同小多角骨
Between the trapezium and the trapezoid. 有雙側融合。
It's a congenital condition. 係先天性嘅。
- So? And may I add, huh? - 咁又點？仲有，我加句「吓」得唔得？
- So when I shook mike's hand... - 咁我同Mike握手嗰陣...
I felt those bones, and there was no fusion. 我摸到啲骨，冇融合。
- The x-ray's a fake? - 張X光片係假嘅？
- This isn't stupid madden's stupid arm. - 呢條唔係蠢Madden嘅蠢手臂。
We need to break into the medical office 我哋要潛入醫療室
And find the real x-ray. 搵返真嘅X光片。
- All right, we need a distraction. - 好，我哋需要搞個分散注意。
I'm gonna jump on the zamboni, 我會跳上冰面修整機，
And I'm gonna zoom around the ice while you-- 喺冰上飛馳，而你...
- Pete, no one's--no one's looking at us...So... - Pete，冇人...冇人睇我哋...所以...
- I know, but I wanted to ride the zamboni. - 我知，但我好想揸冰面修整機。
- I know you did. - 我知你想。
It's okay. Let's go. 冇問題，我哋走啦。
- No. - 唔得。
No. 唔得。
[dog barks] [狗吠聲]
Trailer. 拖車。
[dog whines] [狗哀鳴]
- He's with me. - 佢係跟我嘅。
- You shouldn't have followed me. - 你唔應該跟住我。
- Artie, you're lying. - Artie，你講大話。
You know I can tell. 你知我睇得出。
Now, what's going on? 而家發生咩事？
- Artifacts are disappearing from the Warehouse. - 倉庫嘅文物開始消失。
First it was bobby fischer's marble and now... 先係Bobby Fischer嘅彈珠，而家...
Primo levy's scarf and who knows what else has been taken. Primo Levi嘅頸巾，仲有唔知仲有咩被拎走。
- I thought the Warehouse had a detection system - 我以為倉庫有偵測系統
That alerts you when artifacts go missing. 會通知你文物唔見咗。
- It should--it does, but it didn't alert my computer. - 應該係...係有，但冇通知我部電腦。
- Okay, so let's just call Claudia and-- - 好，咁我哋打畀Claudia...
- Nope, no. - 唔得，唔得。
No, we'll...Just keep all this between us for now. 唔得，我哋...暫時得我哋兩個知。
Understood? - Okay. 明唔明？ - 好。
- Well, this can't have been random. - 呢件事唔可能係隨機嘅。
I went myself to turin in 1987 to snag the scarf. 我1987年親自去都靈拎返條頸巾。
- So it meant something to you. - Yeah. - 所以佢對你嚟講有意義。 - 係。
- What other items would get under your skin. - 仲有咩嘢會令你咁上心？
- The katana. - 武士刀。
The katana. 武士刀。
Aisle kamakura east! 鎌倉東邊通道！
Come on! 快啲！
- Come on, tray. [woof] - 快啲，托盤。 [狗吠]
- Did you find madden's real arm? - 你搵到Madden嘅真手臂未？
- Yeah. There's no fusing in the metacarpals. - 搵到。掌骨冇融合。
And, I mean, the bone is clearly broken, 而且，骨明顯斷咗，
But this--this I have never seen before. 但呢個...我從來未見過。
The muscle and cartilage have actually 肌肉同軟骨竟然
Grown around the broken bone to support it. 圍住斷骨生咗出嚟支撐佢。
- That thing's being held together - 條手臂係靠
By the artifact equivalent of spit and glue. 文物級嘅口水同膠水黐埋一齊。
- Yeah, but it's not just his arm. - 係，但唔止佢條手臂。
I mean, his knee is shot and his ribs are cracked. 佢膝頭傷晒，肋骨仲裂咗。
- This guy should not be playing professional hockey. - 呢條友唔應該打職業冰球。
- Pete, this guy shouldn't even be walking. - Pete，呢條友連行路都唔應該得。
[water running] - [laughing] aw, man. [水聲] - [笑] 唉，老友。
- Quick, before he gets out of the shower. - 快，趁佢未沖完涼。
Okay. 好。
Helmet. 頭盔。
The mouth guard. 牙套。
Shin guard. 護脛。
- Uh... - Penis guard. - 呃... - 護陰。
- Eew. - 噁。
- No reaction. - 冇反應。
Maybe mike has the artifact on him. 可能Mike帶住件文物。
- No, he's naked in the shower, and I already checked his chain. - 唔係，佢沖緊涼冇著衫，我已經check過佢條鏈。
- How much you pay me not to tell anyone you said that? - 你要畀幾多錢我先唔話畀人聽你講過呢句？
- 50 bucks. - Done. - 50蚊。 - 成交。
- Okay. - 好。
- Really, that's how it's gonna be, eh? - 真係？就咁樣？吓？
- Well, what do you want? - 咁你想點？
- You're holding out on me! - 你有嘢收埋唔話我知！
- I'll go. - 我走啦。
- I'll stay here. - 我留喺度。
- No, I'm not, I swear to god, I'm not. - 唔係，我發誓，真係冇。
- Then what's making you so strong, huh?! - 咁係咩令你咁勁？吓？！
- Back off, frank, or I'll do to you what I did to baird. - 退後，Frank，否則我對你做返我對Baird做嘅嘢。
- Hey, knock it off! - 喂，停手！
- Stay out of this, man. - 唔關你事，老友。
- No, I'm in it, okay? - 唔得，關我事，明唔明？
And so is the league if you don't back off right now. 如果你唔即刻收手，聯盟都會關事。
- Fine, man. - 好，老友。
We're cool, right, mike? 我哋冇事，係咪，Mike？
- Yeah, yeah, we're cool. - 係，係，我哋冇事。
- Aw, man, these were brand new. - 唉，老友，呢對係全新㗎。
[whispers] Myka, Myka. [細聲] Myka，Myka。
- Hey, sign says team personnel only. - 喂，牌寫住只限球隊人員。
- Oh, well I must have missed it. - 哦，我應該睇漏咗。
- Well someone's not very observant. - 咁有人真係唔多留神。
- Well someone's penis guard is not very b-- - 咁有人嘅護陰就唔多...
- Ho-kay. - 好...好。
Uh, why don't we let mike get dressed, 呃，不如等Mike著返衫，
And, uh, I need to talk to you. 我，呃，要同你傾吓。
Okay? Here we go. 好唔好？我哋走啦。
Come on. - Oh, look, there it is. 嚟啦。 - 哦，睇，喺度。
I see your stupid sign now. 我而家見到你個蠢牌啦。
- Mykes, mykes, he was fighting in there. - Mykes，Mykes，佢啱啱喺度打交。
And he wasn't the same guy we saw on the ice. 佢唔係我哋喺冰上見到嗰個人。
He was in pain. 佢好痛。
I don't think he's using an artifact. 我唔覺得佢用緊文物。
I think someone's using one on him. 我覺得有人用文物控制佢。
- What about larry kemp, the owner? - 咁Larry Kemp，個老闆呢？
That would explain why he gave us the wrong x-ray. 咁就解釋到點解佢畀假X光片我哋。
- Well...Okay. - 嗯...好。
Let's just hope he's not in the shower too. 希望佢唔係都喺沖涼。
- Thank you, ma'am. Be right back. - 多謝，女士。好快返。
- Miss Donovan, thank you for joining me. - Donovan小姐，多謝你嚟見我。
- Sure. - 好。
Am I late? 我遲咗？
Did I miss lunch? 我錯過咗午餐？
- No time. - 冇時間。
Let's take a walk. 我哋行吓。
- That's what the mafia says - 黑手黨叫人去死之前
When you're about to get whacked. 都係咁講。
- Do they? - 係咩？
Well, this concerns your relationship with the Warehouse. 呢件事關乎你同倉庫嘅關係。
- Oh, my, uh, my destiny? - 哦，我嘅，呃，命運？
- And mine. - 仲有我嘅。
- Has something changed? - 有嘢變咗？
- Not yet. - 未。
I just think it's time you had a glimpse. 我只係覺得係時候畀你睇吓。
Don't worry, you won't be whacked. 唔使擔心，你唔會死。
Come. - Yes, ma'am. 嚟。 - 係，女士。
- All right, kemp, spit it out. - 好，Kemp，快啲講。
What did you do to mike madden? 你對Mike Madden做咗咩？
- Well, hello to you, too. - 喂，你都好吖。
Canadian customs confiscate your manners? 加拿大海關沒收咗你嘅禮貌？
- [annoyed laugh] - How's he sustaining - [無奈笑] - 佢點樣維持
That level of play? 咁高水平嘅表現？
- Like all great athletes, he's rising to the challenge. - 同所有偉大運動員一樣，佢迎難而上。
- He's practically crippled, - 佢幾乎殘廢，
Which is why you showed us the phony x-ray. 所以你畀假X光片我哋睇。
- It's not like you had a warrant. - 你又冇搜查令。
- Mike put a guy through the glass. - Mike將人撞穿玻璃。
Now what are you doing to him? 你對佢做咗咩？
- What am I doing to him? - 我對佢做咗咩？
Look, two of my best players are on the injured reserve list. 睇吓，我兩個最好嘅球員喺傷兵名單。
If I were doing anything to help him play, 如果我做啲嘢幫佢打波，
I would do it to them and not an old war horse like mike madden. 我會幫佢哋，唔係幫Mike Madden呢匹老馬。
- Aw, come on, I mean, the guy's having a great year. - 喂，唔好咁講，佢今年打得好好。
- Oh, yeah, he really brings it for the fans at the home games, - 哦，係，佢主場真係為球迷搏盡，
And on the road, he's a total wash. 但作客就完全唔掂。
I think we're done here. 我哋傾完啦。
- Pete? - Yeah? - Pete？ - 係？
- I think we need to take a closer look at the rink. - 我覺得我哋要仔細睇吓個冰場。
So mike brings it at home games. 所以Mike主場先發威。
Ipso facto, the artifact must be here in the arena. 因此，文物一定喺呢個場館。
- Another facto, I was watching mike during practice. - 另一個因此，我睇住Mike練習。
The guy was wobbly. 佢腳步不穩。
- So what's here during games - 咁比賽時有咩喺度
That isn't here the rest of the time? 其他時間冇？
- I don't know, fans? - 我唔知，球迷？
Mykes, maybe one of the hometown fans is "bringing it" for mike. Mykes，可能係某個主場球迷「發功」幫Mike。
And that narrows it down to about 15,000 suspects. 咁就縮窄到約一萬五千個疑犯。
- Gone! - 冇咗！
Gone! 冇咗！
And gone! 仲有冇咗！
Gone! Someone is undoing my life's work! 冇咗！有人喺度拆我畢生心血！
- Can you please stop for a second? - 你可唔可以停一停？
Look, we just need to think and get ahead of this thing. 我哋要諗清楚，超前一步。
Now is there any artifact the intruder might have taken 而家有冇咩文物係入侵者可能拎走
That's easy for us to locate? 容易畀我哋追蹤到？
- An artifact with a homing device? - 有追蹤裝置嘅文物？
Yeah, that would be convenient. 係，咁就方便。
The mccoy rifle. McCoy步槍。
I snagged the mccoy rifle. 我拎咗McCoy步槍。
Don't just stand there! 唔好淨係企喺度！
- You do know I'm on foot, right? - 你知我冇車得對腳，係咪？
- Excellent! - 好嘢！
The mccoy rifle is gone. McCoy步槍冇咗。
And...Now we gotta see 同埋...我哋要睇吓
If the hatfield rifle is missing too. Hatfield步槍有冇都唔見埋。
We have to separate both rifles. 我哋要分開兩支步槍。
- Wouldn't he take both? - 佢唔會拎晒兩支？
- Not if he's trying to make a point. - 如果佢想表達啲嘢就唔會。
I did not snag the hatfield rifle. Hatfield步槍唔係我拎嘅。
That was another agent. 係另一個探員。
If the hatfield rifle is here, 如果Hatfield步槍喺度，
It will lead us to the mccoy. 就會帶我哋去搵McCoy。
Come on! - If you're trying to kill me, 快啲！ - 如果你想殺我，
You're too late. 你太遲啦。
- Look around, miss Donovan. - 睇吓周圍，Donovan小姐。
Do you sense anything? - Hunger? 你有冇感覺到啲嘢？ - 肚餓？
I think there's a falafel place down the-- 我記得前面有間中東卷餅店...
- Pay attention. 留心啲。
Look beyond what you see. 睇嘢要睇深入啲。
Her. 佢。
- Very good. - 好嘢。
Don't point. It's rude. 唔好指住人，冇禮貌。
- What is it about her? - 佢有咩特別？
- Stay focused. - 集中精神。
[door opens, bell dings] [門開，鈴響]
[baby coos] [BB聲]
- Be a good boy. - 乖仔嚟㗎。
Did you set those earrings aside for me? 你有冇幫我留起嗰對耳環？
- This is a robbery! - 打劫呀！
- We're not here to intervene. - 我哋唔係嚟插手㗎。
Stay with me. 跟我一齊。
- Don't move! - 唔好郁！
Don't! 唔好！
Everybody just get down on the ground! 全部人趴低！
- [screams] - [尖叫]
- No! - 唔好！
- Help is coming. 救兵就嚟㗎喇。
You're gonna be okay. 你會冇事㗎。
You saved that baby's life. 你救咗個BB一命。
- I'm a doctor--if you're not needed, please step back. - 我係醫生——如果你唔需要幫手，請行開啲。
- Did you know that was gonna happen? - 你係咪一早知會發生呢件事？
- It depends what you mean by "that" - 要睇你講嘅「呢件事」係指咩。
And what you mean by "happen". 同埋你講嘅「發生」係點解。
- Well, I saw her bracelet get all glowy, - 我見到佢條手鏈發光，
But I don't know what the artifact did unless... 但我唔知件神器做咗啲咩，除非...
Unless that was... 除非嗰個係...
The birth of an artifact. 一件神器嘅誕生。
- Imbued by the bravery of a moment, - 由一刻嘅勇氣注入，
An ordinary woman doing an extraordinary thing. 一個平凡女人做咗件不平凡嘅事。
- Shouldn't we snag it? - 我哋唔應該拎走佢咩？
- No, it's hers. - 唔得，係佢嘅。
It only becomes ours if it starts causing trouble. 除非佢搞出麻煩，先輪到我哋處理。
- But d--I thought most artifacts came from... - 但係——我以為大部分神器都係嚟自...
Bold-face names, you know? 啲有名有姓嘅人，你明唔明？
People with wikipedia pages. 有維基百科嗰啲人。
- The creation of an artifact - 神器嘅誕生
Is simply the meeting of an object, a person and a moment. 就係物件、人物同一個時刻嘅結合。
- That's a good glimpse. - 呢個觀察唔錯。
You got a rockin' gig, mrs. F. 你份工好正喎，F太。
- Mrs. Frederic. - Frederic太太。
There's something else you should see. 仲有啲嘢你要睇。
- Oh, uh, am I going with you or... - 哦，我係跟你定係...
- Unless you'd like to take the bus. - 除非你想搭巴士。
- Okay. - 好。
- Look, mike, we can't get into specifics, - Mike，我哋唔講得太具體，
But we're pretty sure one of your fans 但我哋好肯定你其中一個粉絲
Is boosting your ability to play. 喺度增強你嘅球技。
- Are there any particular fans that you interact with? - 你有冇特別同邊個粉絲互動？
- No, I'm polite, but you gotta keep your distance. - 冇，我有禮貌，但要保持距離。
- We really appreciate this. - 我哋好感激你配合。
We know that, um, this might end your season, so... 我哋知道呢件事可能會搞到你提早收咧，所以...
- Well, hey, if I'm getting some kind of outside help, - 喂，如果我係靠外力幫手，
I don't want it; that's cheating 我唔要；呢啲係作弊
And, um, I don't cheat. 而我係唔會作弊㗎。
- All right, well, here's the plan. - 好，計劃係咁。
We're gonna gather all your hardcore fans 我哋會將你所有忠實粉絲
Into one section, then we're gonna 集中喺一個區域，然後
Raffle off a dinner with you after the game. 抽獎請佢哋賽後同你食飯。
- Yes, and early in the game, - 係，同埋比賽初段，
You'll take a fall and pretend 你會扮跌低
To be hurt very badly. 扮到傷得好重。
- Like during the last game. - 好似上次場波咁。
- Exactly, and then we'll, you know, - 啱，然後我哋會
We'll study them very closely to make sure none of them 仔細觀察佢哋，確保冇人
Pulls out a rolling pin or something. 拎出擀麵棍之類嘅嘢。
- A what? - 咩話？
- Nothing. Just ignore him. - 冇嘢。唔好理佢。
- Hey, uh, okay, we gotta finish setting up. - 喂，好，我哋要準備好晒。
- No problem, I got it. - 冇問題，我搞得掂。
Agent Bering? Bering探員？
I still don't know your first name. 我仲未知你個名。
- Oh, it's, uh, Myka. - 哦，我叫Myka。
- Wow, mike and Myka. - 嘩，Mike同Myka。
Like papageno and papagena from-- 好似莫札特《魔笛》入面嘅
- Mozart's magic flute. Papageno同Papagena。
[laughs] [笑]
You know opera? 你識歌劇？
- Yeah, yeah, don't tell my teammates. - 係呀，唔好同我啲隊友講。
Well, 'cause you never know-- 因為你永遠唔知——
- Hey, can we get going? - 喂，我哋可以走未？
Uh, you can play mike's magic flute later. 你可以遲啲先玩Mike嘅魔笛。
- I have to go kill him now, so I'm just gonna...Go... - 我而家要去殺咗佢，所以我要...走先...
- Ugh, get me some popcorn and a tampon, - 唉，俾我爆谷同衛生棉條，
'cause I am watching a romantic comedy. 因為我準備睇愛情喜劇。
- What?! Shut up! - 咩話？！收聲啦！
- Oh, yeah, you and mike meet, - 係呀，你同Mike初次見面，
You hate each other and the next thing you know, you're kissing. 互相憎恨，轉頭就咀嘴。
- That's crazy. - 痴線。
- Oh, yeah? - 係咩？
'cause love is crazy, mykes. 因為愛情本身就係痴線㗎，Mykes。
[snaps fingers] That's right, girl. [彈手指] 冇錯，姊妹。
I am the sassy best friend. 我係你個牙尖嘴利嘅閨密。
- We caught a break. - 我哋有突破。
Hatfield rifle is still here. Hatfield步槍仲喺度。
Gloves. 戴手套。
- And how's it connected to the other rifle? - 同另一支步槍有咩關連？
- Gravitational pull between the barrels - 槍管之間嘅引力
Fueled by the hatred between the clans 由兩族之間嘅仇恨驅動
And also...Now your eyes are younger than mine. 同埋...你對眼比我後生。
You look through the sights, tell me what you see. 你透過瞄準鏡睇，話我知見到咩。
- Just... Okay. - 好...等我睇下。
It's just a window and what looks like a garage. 只係見到個窗同好似係車房嘅嘢。
- Any identifying landmarks? - 有冇任何標誌性地標？
- Just a giant cow. - 得隻巨型牛。
- Cow. - 牛。
Like a cow with lipstick? 係咪有唇膏嗰隻牛？
- Yeah. - 係。
- I know that cow. 我認得嗰隻牛。
It's outside a steakhouse in featherhead. 喺Featherhead間扒房出面。
Excellent clue. Not a bad lunch. 好線索。唔錯嘅午餐地點。
Bring the rifle. 帶埋支步槍。
[crowd cheers] [群眾歡呼]
- Marry me! - 嫁俾我！
- Okay, guys. - 好，各位。
Make sure you put your name, 記得寫低你個名、
Correct information, and your seat number-- 正確資料同座位號碼——
Good job-- 做得好——
For the big raffle's after the game. 賽後有大型抽獎。
Whoo-hoo! 嗚呼！
Oh, well, that's cute. 哦，幾得意喎。
Just, I'm sorry, one card each. 唔好意思，每人一張飛咋。
- She's always over the top. - 佢成日都咁誇張。
- Oh, yeah. - 係囉。
- Hey. - Hey. - 喂。 - 喂。
- Are you all set to do this? - 你準備好未？
- Who knows? - 邊個知？
Sure. - I wish I could tell you more 好囉。 - 我希望可以話俾你知多啲
About what's going on, it's just, uh... 發生緊咩事，只係...
- Unexplainable. - Yeah. - 解釋唔到。 - 係。
Sorry. 唔好意思。
Thank you. 多謝。
- You know, when I first met you, - 你知唔知，我第一次見你嗰陣，
I didn't wanna let go then either. 我都唔想放手。
That was kinda unexplainable too. 嗰陣都有啲解釋唔到。
For good luck? 當係好運？
- Look, mike's kissing someone! - 喂，Mike咀緊人！
- You go, girl! - 加油呀！
[horn blows] [號角聲]
- Hey. - 喂。
- Hey, there, buckaroo. - 喂，小朋友。
Uh...[stammering] 呃...
I-I'm the purse inspector. 我係手袋檢查員。
[chuckles nervously] I know. [尷尬笑] 我知。
Where-- where's your mom and dad? 你爸爸媽媽喺邊？
- Jakey, what are you doing? - Jakey，你做咩呀？
Come on. 嚟啦。
Our seats are over here. 我哋座位喺呢邊。
[crowd gasps] [群眾驚呼]
- Mike's hurt! - Mike受傷啦！
[crowd booing] [群眾喝倒采]
[whistle blows] [哨子聲]
- [groans] - [呻吟]
Oh, my god, what the hell is that?! 天啊，呢個係咩嚟㗎？！
[screams] [尖叫]
[cell phone rings] [電話響]
Myka, where'd you go? Myka，你去咗邊？
- Pete, I'm in the ladies room behind section d. - Pete，我喺D區後面嘅女廁。
I need you now. 你即刻過嚟。
- Mykes? - Yeah... - Mykes？ - 係...
- Oh, my god, you're--you're pregnant. - 天啊，你——你有咗。
- I know... - 我知...
- You're really, really pregnant. - 你真係好大肚。
- I know. - 我知。
- How the hell did that happen? - 點會搞成咁㗎？
- I don't know! - 我唔知呀！
- I'm guessing she had sex. - 我估佢同人上床囉。
- Pete? - Pete？
You know my--oh, Pete, my bra's really not made for these. 你知我——Pete，我個胸圍頂唔順呀。
- Okay, okay, here, put this on. - 好，好，嚟，著住呢件先。
- Yes. - 好。
Oh, my god, I had to get out of there. 天啊，我要離開嗰度。
The smell of ammonia--I- I can smell everything now. 啲阿摩尼亞味——我而家乜味都聞到。
- All right, well, in advance of what I'm sure I'll do, - 好，為咗我肯定會做嘅蠢事，
I apologize. - Who? 我先道歉。 - 邊個？
- Right, okay, look, mykes, somebody whammied you. - 好，聽我講，Mykes，有人對你落咗咒。
- Ya think? - 你話呢？
Okay, I know where and when, 好，我知時間地點，
But I don't know who, what, or how. 但唔知邊個、做咗咩、點樣做。
Both: Call Artie. 兩人：打俾Artie。
- If Claudia finds out you borrowed her prius c, - 如果Claudia知道你借咗佢架Prius C，
She's gonna rake you over the coals. 佢實鬧死你。
- Well, joke'll be on her then. - 到時佢就中計。
- What? - 咩話？
- Uh, nothing. - 冇嘢。
Hey, have you, uh, checked out this car's entune system? 喂，你有冇睇過呢架車嘅Entune系統？
It's got, uh, bing and pandora. 有Bing同Pandora。
- Oh, what a relief. That way if we can't find - 嘩，咁就放心晒。咁我哋搵唔到
The missing artifact, 失蹤嘅神器，
We can customize our music stations. 都可以自訂音樂頻道。
- Hey, caw. - Yes. - 喂，Caw。 - 係。
I think the garage must be nearby. 我諗車房應該喺附近。
- Whoa! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 嘩！ - 係啦係啦係啦。
The hatfield rifle's starting to tug. Hatfield步槍開始有反應。
That means the mccoy is nearby. 即係McCoy步槍喺附近。
[Farnsworth buzzes] Wait... [Farnsworth響] 等等...
- Artie! - This better be important. - Artie！ - 最好係重要事。
- Artie, I'm pregnant. Artie，我有咗。
- Ha, ha and I'm mary, queen of scots. 哈哈，咁我係蘇格蘭瑪麗女王啦。
What? How did you--Pete! 咩話？你點會...Pete！
- [stutters] I didn't even touch her. 我連掂都冇掂過佢。
- Look, Artie, I was at the hockey and game, 喂，Artie，我當時喺冰球比賽，
And I felt this pain in my abdomen, 個肚突然好痛，
And then I don't know what happened 跟住就唔知發生咩事，
And I don't know why I'm starting to cry. 我都唔知點解開始喊。
- It's hormonal. 係荷爾蒙作怪。
- Don't say hormonal, okay? 唔好講荷爾蒙，好冇？
It makes me wanna cry more. 咁樣我會喊得更勁。
- See, that's why I never married. 睇吓，所以我先唔結婚。
- Preaching to the choir. 你講中晒我心聲。
- Look, Artie, this came out of nowhere. Artie，呢件事嚟得好突然。
We thought we were hunting for a healing artifact 我哋以為係搵緊一個粉絲嘅治療神器，
Owned by a fan. 點知...
- A healed athlete, pregnant woman. 一個康復嘅運動員，一個大肚婆。
This could be a wish-fulfillment artifact instead. 呢個可能係願望成真嘅神器。
Myka, what did you touch? Myka，你掂過啲咩？
- What?! You--you--you think that I wished for this? 咩話？！你...你...你覺得係我許願要呢個？
What is wrong with you guys? 你哋係咪有問題？
Okay, I am very happy for my sister, 好，我好為我個妹開心，
But I don't wanna be pregnant. 但我唔想大肚。
- Yeah, well, who else would wish this on you? 係咩，咁邊個會咁對你？
- Well, I don-- I don't know, Artie. 我...我唔知呀，Artie。
Uh, mike? I mean, we did kiss. 呃，Mike？我哋真係錫過。
- Artie, the rifle-- I can't hold still much longer. Artie，支步槍...我頂唔到好耐。
- Well, talk to mike, and no more kissing! 咁同Mike傾清楚，唔准再錫！
- He didn't even say good-bye. - He never does. 佢連再見都冇講。 - 佢一向都係咁。
- Okay. 好。
You know, Pete, maybe-- maybe I don't know myself. Pete，或者...或者我唔了解自己。
You know, maybe--maybe I am jealous of my sister. 或者...或者我係妒忌我個妹。
Maybe I did wish for this. 或者我真係許咗呢個願。
- Yeah, I don't think so. 我唔係咁諗。
- What makes you say that? 點解咁講？
- Because I wished for it. 因為係我許嘅願。
- What? 咩話？
- Well, I don't know, mykes. 我唔知呀，Mykes。
You know, it was just a passing thought. 只係一個閃過嘅念頭。
I mean, I saw this cute kid, and I called him buckaroo. 我見到個好得意嘅細路，叫佢做牛仔仔。
- What would that have to do with me being pregnant? 關我大肚咩事？
- Well, I've been thinking, you know, 我一直喺度諗，
Am I ever gonna have a family? 我仲有冇機會有自己嘅家庭？
You know, I mean, who wants to share my insane life? 邊個會想同我過呢種癲癲喪喪嘅生活？
And then, I realized that someone 跟住我發現，原來有人
Already shares my insane life. 已經同我一齊過緊呢種生活。
- Just stop, okay? 停，好冇？
Stop! I will not start crying again. 停！我唔會再喊㗎。
Okay, okay, what-- what were you in contact with 好，好，你見到個細路嗰陣，
When you saw that little boy? 掂過啲咩？
- The keychain, mykes. 鎖匙扣，Mykes。
The keychain, it had a bunch of things on it. 個鎖匙扣掛住好多嘢。
- Okay, okay, then we'll find the keychain. 好，好，我哋搵返個鎖匙扣。
We'll neutralize it. 解除佢嘅力量。
But first, I have to pee. 但係我要去廁所先。
- [grunts] [657]
[metal clangs]
[gunfire] [659] 關門！
- Close the door!
- Hey, are you okay? 喂，你冇事嘛？
- [panting] [662] 搞咩呀？我差啲中槍！
What the hell? I could have been shot!
- Yeah...I--sorry, I kinda forgot you had the rifle. 係...我...唔好意思，我唔記得咗你拎住支步槍。
- Oh, you forgot? 哦，你唔記得？
- Yeah, what are you getting so upset about? 係呀，你咁激動做咩？
You would have been shot, but you're on the metronome. 你中槍都唔會死，因為你仲喺節拍器上面。
You wouldn't have died. - Yeah, but Claudia might have. - 係，但Claudia可能會死。
- Excuse me? 咩話？
- Uh...What? No, no. I don't know. 呃...咩？冇，冇，我唔知。
- Steve? Steve？
You were saying something about Claudia. 你頭先講緊Claudia。
Please, go on. 請繼續講。
- All right. 好。
Ever since Claudia brought me back, we've been... 自從Claudia帶返我之後，我哋就...
Connected. 有咗聯繫。
Every time I get hurt, she feels the pain. 每次我受傷，佢都會感受到痛。
- Oh, so that's the weirdness she was talking about. 哦，所以佢先話覺得怪怪哋。
See, I was afraid that-- something else. 我仲以為係...其他嘢。
Uh, she doesn't know. - No. 佢唔知。 - 唔知。
That's why I've been trying to lay low. 所以我先一直低調。
It's to protect her. - Yeah. 係為咗保護佢。 - 係。
We gotta get you off that metronome. 我哋要幫你脫離個節拍器。
- I've been looking into it, Artie. 我查過，Artie。
I don't know if it's possible. 唔知得唔得。
- At Warehouse 13, anything's possible. 喺13號倉庫，冇嘢係冇可能。
You know, sometimes. 有時係咁。
Yeah, we gotta get this rifle 係，我哋要快啲放返支步槍
Back in the trunk before you get Claudia shot. 入箱，唔好累到Claudia中槍。
- Guys, where is she? 喂，佢去咗邊？
The one who was sitting here? 頭先坐喺度嗰個？
- She left. 佢走咗。
She was super-pissed at mike 佢好嬲Mike
For kissing that pretty girl. 同個靚女錫嘴。
- She wasn't that pretty. - Hey, she's pretty! - 佢都唔係好靚。 - 喂，佢好靚㗎！
Wait, you have all the fans' names, right? 等等，你有晒所有粉絲個名，係嘛？
- Yeah, yeah. Uh, uh... 係，係。呃...
There, judy giltoy, I even have her address. 呢度，Judy Giltoy，我仲有佢地址。
- Okay, just give me a push. - Okay. 好，推我一下。 - 好。
- They're all here. 全部喺度。
The katana sword, mccoy rifle... 武士刀，McCoy步槍...
- The van gogh. 梵高。
Mata hari's stockings. Mata Hari嘅絲襪。
Huh. 哼。
Primo levy's scarf. Primo Levi嘅頸巾。
Artie nielson, this is your life. Artie Nielson，呢啲就係你嘅人生。
- You okay? 你冇事嘛？
- No, I'm not okay. 冇事先奇。
This is a massive breach. 呢次係嚴重嘅漏洞。
- Which we stopped. 我哋已經阻止咗。
And as soon as everyone gets back, we'll all track d-- 等大家返晒嚟，我哋一齊追查...
- No, it's too dangerous to-- 唔得，太危險...
There is a protocol. 有程序要跟。
I will inform everyone at the right time. 我會喺適當時候通知大家。
Let's just get everything back to the Warehouse. 而家先將所有嘢運返倉庫。
- Artie? Artie？
Those are shipping supplies. 呢啲係運送物資。
I'm not sure this is everything. 我唔肯定係咪齊晒。
- Hello? 喂？
Anybody home? 有冇人？
Yup, we're definitely in the right place. 係，我哋冇去錯地方。
- Sorry about stopping. 唔好意思要停低。
I just so really needed mexican food. 我真係好想食墨西哥菜。
- That other burrito was supposed to be for me. 另一個捲餅本來係我㗎。
- I know. 我知。
- Whoa, hey, check this out. 嘩，喂，睇吓呢個。
Turns out mike did know judy, 原來Mike真係識Judy，
Which explains why she got so mad about the kiss. 難怪佢見到錫嘴會咁嬲。
- Pete, it's the same shot of judy in both of these pictures. Pete，兩張相入面Judy嘅樣一樣。
She photoshopped herself in. 佢用PS將自己P咗入去。
- [exhales] - Yeah. - 係。
- All right. 好。
"john giltoy, beloved father and grandfather." 「John Giltoy，慈愛嘅父親同祖父。」
He died recently. 佢最近過身。
Oh, he was a world war ii vet. 哦，佢係二戰老兵。
Oh, no way. 唔係掛。
He survived the bataan death march. 佢喺巴丹死亡行軍生還。
He and his buddy, roy shrop. 同佢嘅 buddy Roy Shrop一齊。
Mykes, listen to this. Mykes，聽吓呢度。
"with 20 miles remaining, shrop fell deathly ill. 「剩返20英里時，Shrop病得好重。」
"the japanese would have left him for dead, 「日本人會由得佢等死，」
"but giltoy urged him on. 「但Giltoy叫佢頂住。」
"'you can do this', giltoy told his friend, over and over." 「『你得嘅』，Giltoy不斷同佢朋友講。」
- Compelled his friend to perform an extraordinary feat. 說服朋友完成咗一個非凡嘅壯舉。
He wished so hard, he made it true. 佢許願許得咁用力，結果成真。
- Mykes, there were dog tags on judy's keys. Mykes，Judy嘅鎖匙上面有軍籍牌。
I mean, they were probably the grandpa's right? 應該係佢爺爺嘅，係嘛？
So we just wait here for her to come home and snag the artifact. 我哋喺度等佢返嚟，然後攞返個神器。
- That's great. 好。
But I have to pee again. 但我又要去廁所。
- Okay. - Okay. - 好。 - 好。
- Hey, mike, mike, hi. 喂，Mike，Mike，你好。
Would you get in my car, please? 可唔可以上我架車？
- Excuse me, do I know you? 唔好意思，我識你㗎？
- Mike, I need you to get in my car. Mike，我要你上我架車。
- Pete, she's not coming home. Pete，佢唔會返嚟。
There's no toothbrush or toothpaste. 冇牙刷同牙膏。
The drawers are all open. 所有抽屜都開晒。
She packed in a hurry. 佢匆匆忙忙執嘢走。
She's gone. - Yeah, but where? - 佢走咗。 - 係，但去咗邊？
- Look, I really appreciate your-- 喂，我好感激你...
- See, you shouldn't make me do this. 睇嚟你要迫我咁做。
Then I wish your arm wasn't healed. 我希望你隻手仲未好返。
[bones crack] - [screams] -
- Let's get in my car before I have to do your knees too. 快啲上我架車，唔係連你對膝頭都整。
You know, start again. 重新嚟過。
Hi. I'm judy, and I love you, mike. 你好，我係Judy，我愛你，Mike。
And you love me. 你都愛我。
You just don't know it yet. 你只係未發現。
- They found his keys and his gym bag on the ground. 佢哋喺地下搵到佢嘅鎖匙同運動袋。
Security camera showed a woman shoving him into her car, 閉路電視影到一個女人將佢推上車，
But police couldn't read the plates. 但警方睇唔到車牌。
- All right, uh, thanks. 好，唔該。
We'll--we'll call you if we hear anything. 有消息會通知你。
Judy has abducted mike, Judy綁架咗Mike，
And the police have no idea where they are. 警方完全唔知佢哋喺邊。
All right, okay. 好，好。
Uh...Clue. 呃...線索。
Got to focus, focus. 要集中，集中。
Mykes, can you do your-- your observing thing? Mykes，你可唔可以做你嘅...觀察？
- You know, it's kind of hard right now. 而家好難集中。
- Right. 明白。
Um, what about, um, what about your female intuition? 咁...你嘅女性直覺呢？
Right? I mean, you've never been more, you know, female-y, right? 係嘛？你從來冇咁...女性化，係嘛？
So if you were an emotionally unstable female-- 如果你係一個情緒唔穩定嘅女性...
Not saying that you are, 唔係話你係，
Not saying that you are-- but if you were, 唔係話你係...但如果你係，
Where would you take him? 你會帶佢去邊？
- There. 嗰度。
Grandpa left judy the dog tags, his ashes, 爺爺留俾Judy軍籍牌、骨灰，
And I bet that he left her that cabin too. 我肯定仲留咗間木屋俾佢。
- We'll get the address from Artie on the way. 我哋一路去一路問Artie攞地址。
- Hi. 嗨。
I made us some hot cider. Hmm? 我整咗熱蘋果酒。
Oh, isn't this romantic? 哦，好浪漫呀。
Hi. 嗨。
How you feeling? 你覺得點？
- Better. 好啲。
After you fixed my arm. 你幫我整返隻手之後。
- Again. Ha ha. 又嚟。
You're welcome. 唔使客氣。
Oh, mike, oh, mike, mike, mike, mike. 喂，Mike，喂，Mike，Mike，Mike，Mike。
I have done so much for you. 我為你付出咗咁多。
Now, my plan was to wait until after the championships 本來我打算等到錦標賽之後
To tell you, but then I saw you kissing that woman. 先話你知，但係見到你同個女人咀嘴。
See, I've been cheering you all season long, mike. 睇吓，成個賽季我都喺度幫你打氣，Mike。
Wishing you to shoot faster and skate harder 希望你射快啲、溜冰溜勁啲
And throw that guy through the glass. 仲有將嗰條友撞穿玻璃。
Oh, and you didn't even know we were a team. 喂，你連我哋係一隊都唔知。
- I did not. - I know. - 我真係唔知。 - 我知。
- So, uh, what do you want from me? - 咁你想我點？
- Um, well... - 嗯，咁...
We could start with a kiss. 不如先錫一啖。
- Okay... - 好...
Yeah. Close your eyes. 係。合埋眼。
- [interested] mm. - [有興趣] 嗯。
[gasps] [吸氣聲]
[bones crack] - [screams] [骨頭碎裂聲] - [尖叫]
- You are gonna wish you didn't do that. - 你會後悔咁做㗎。
- [snores] - [打鼻鼾]
- Whatever you're doing, stop, please. - 你做緊咩都好，停手，求吓你。
My legs. 我對腳。
- Oh, now see, that's the pain - 喂，睇吓，呢啲就係痛楚
That you would have felt every day 你本來每日都要感受
If I hadn't wished it away. 如果唔係我幫你許願消除。
- Wish it away again. Please. - 再許願消除佢。求吓你。
- Um, no, I'm sorry. - 嗯，唔得，我唔好意思。
Not until you learn to behave. 等你學識乖先。
- [groans] [footsteps crunching] - [呻吟聲] [腳步聲踩碎]
- Shh! - 噓！
Quiet. 靜啲。
Damn it, what's he doing here? 頂，佢嚟呢度做咩？
- [groans] - Shh! - [呻吟聲] - 噓！
- [groans] - [呻吟聲]
Ow! Ow! 哎呀！哎呀！
- Hey, are you all right? - 喂，你冇事嘛？
- Not really. - 唔係好得。
She went out back, she's got an axe. 佢去咗後門，拎住把斧頭。
- Well, never a dull moment. - 唉，真係冇一刻悶。
Dude, your leg's not supposed to bend like that. 老友，你隻腳唔應該咁拗法㗎。
- I know! - 我知！
[groans] [呻吟聲]
- Judy? - Judy？
- Pete! - Mykes?! - Pete！ - Mykes？！
- I don't know how you people found me, - 我唔知你哋點搵到我，
But I am not in the mood for this! 但我而家冇心情理你哋！
- Oh, my god, how much perfume are you wearing? - 天啊，你噴咗幾多香水呀？
I'm gonna--I'm gonna puke. 我諗我會嘔。
- Hey! - Shoot her, Pete! - 喂！ - 射佢，Pete！
- I don't have a shot, mykes. - 我瞄唔到，Mykes。
- Drop your gun, or I hurt your fat friend. - 放低支槍，唔係我就整傷你個肥朋友。
- Hey! - All right, just-- - 喂！ - 好，就...
Hey, g-go easy, okay? 喂，放鬆啲，好嘛？
Obviously my friend is pregnant and harmless. 好明顯我個朋友大緊肚，冇殺傷力。
- She tried to shoot me with that weird gun. - 佢啱先用支怪槍射我。
- I dropped the tesla, and I couldn't pick it up. - 我跌咗支Tesla槍，執唔返。
- Okay? - 好嘛？
We're both unarmed. 我哋兩個都冇武器。
We'll get in the car and forget this ever happened. 我哋上車，當冇件事發生過。
- No, you won't. - 唔會。
You're gonna go get the police. 你會去報警。
Which is why I now have to take care of this. 所以我而家要解決呢個問題。
You really shouldn't have come. 你真係唔應該嚟。
I wish your lungs would collapse. 我希望你個肺縮埋。
- [gasps for breath] - [喘氣]
- No! - 唔好！
- I wish you were taking your last breath. - 我希望你斷氣。
- [gasps] - Pete! - [喘氣] - Pete！
Pete! Pete！
No! 唔好！
- [laughs] nice try, misery! - [笑] 諗得幾好，衰人！
Surprise! 驚喜！
- Back at ya! - 回敬你！
[electricity crackles] [screams] [電流聲] [尖叫]
- I hooked it with my toe. - 我用腳趾勾返佢。
- Ha ha. That's right. - 哈哈。啱啦。
Don't mess with the mama bear. 唔好惹熊媽媽。
- Oh, my god, Pete. - 天啊，Pete。
Pete, I think I just peed myself a little. Pete，我諗我有啲瀨尿。
Just--Pete, hurry, bag the artifact, quick! 快啲，Pete，快啲袋好件文物，快！
- Yeah, yes, yes. - 係，係，係。
- Pete, quick! - Hold on! - Pete，快啲！ - 等陣！
- Oh, my god. - 天啊。
Oh, my god. 天啊。
I-I got my body back! 我攞返我個身體啦！
I have a stomach and a waist and hips. 我有肚腩、腰同屁股。
It's all good! 一切正常！
It's goodie good good good! 好正正正正！
[both laugh] [兩人笑]
- [screams] - [尖叫]
- Oh, my god, I should go check on mike. - 天啊，我應該去睇吓Mike。
- Eh? - 嗯？
[intercom chatter] [對講機聲]
- Hey. - Hey. - 喂。 - 喂。
- So, uh, how's mike? - 咁Mike點樣？
- He's okay. - 佢冇事。
Hockey players can, uh, 冰球員真係好捱得痛。 - 嗯。
Really handle pain. - Mm. 咁你呢？
And you? - 唉，我套愛情喜劇
- Well, only my romantic comedy 變咗做史提芬京電影，所以...
Would turn into a steven king movie, so... - 不過結局都幾扭橋。
- Pretty good twist at the end, though. - 係，你點知要扮死？
- Yeah, how did you know to fake your own death? - 我唔知。
- I don't know. 我淨係...Judy許咗願之後，啱嘛？
I just--after judy made her wish, right? 我發現自己仲唞到氣。
I realized that I could still breathe. 當然，佢拎住把斧頭架喺你條頸度，
Of course, you know, she had an axe to your throat, 所以我咪順勢...扮死囉。
So I just kinda...Went with it. - 咁點解許願冇用？
- So why didn't the wishing work? - 我都諗緊呢個問題。
- I've been thinking about that too. 可能狗牌只對你愛嘅人有效，啱嘛？
Maybe the dogtags just work on people that you love, right? 嗯，Judy嘅阿爺用喺佢軍隊老友度，
Um, like, judy's grandpa used it on his army buddy, Judy用喺Mike度，我用喺你度...
Judy used it on mike, I used it on y... 我...我係咪有鼻涕？
Do I--do I have a booger? - 哦，冇。
- Oh, no. 冇，冇，冇，冇，冇，冇。
No, no, no, no, no, no. - 睇清楚啲。
- Look closely. - 你啱啱認咗你愛我。
- You just admitted that you love me. - 哦，Myke，我都鍾意食墨西哥卷同睇格鬥
- Oh, myke, I also love fajitas and cage fighting 同光頭女人——我係話Sinead O'Connor？
And bald women-- I mean, sinead o'connor? - 講得幾好，Lattimer，好嘛？
- That's a nice try, Lattimer, okay? 但認命啦，我擁有強大嘅力量。
But face it, I wield tremendous power. - 係，你擁有力量。 - 我係。
- Yes, you wield the power. - I do. - 喂，講清楚，當真係發生嗰陣，
- Look, for the record, when it happens for real, 我覺得你會係個好正嘅媽媽。
I think that you'll make a pretty great mom. - 真係？
- Really? - 係。
- Yeah. 我意思係，睇吓你今日點樣保護我。
I mean, look at the way you protected me today. 同埋...你鬧人真係好叻。
And...I mean, you're really good at nagging. - 我哋要出發啦。 - 睇吓？
- We should get going. - See? - 我只係去同Mike講聲拜拜。
- I'm just--I'm gonna go say good-bye to mike. - 我唔會去同Mike講拜拜，因為，
- I'm not gonna go say good-bye to mike because, I mean, 呢套戲仲可以有幾多種結局？
How many different ways can this movie end? 我已經冇晒「你走先啦，女仔」呢啲對白。
You know, I'm all out of you go, girls. 以後淨係會「同隻手講嘢」。
Gonna be talk to the hand from now on. - 呢個係咪又一件文物產生？
- Is this another artifact being created? 因為我感應唔到任何嘢。
Because I don't sense anything. 哦。
Oh. 係咪Frederic先生？
Is that mr. Frederic? - 係。
- Yes. 佢係我孫仔。
He's my grandson. - 但佢...
- But he's... 咁你個仔...
So you're son is... 早就走咗。
Long gone. 唔係所有奇蹟都無窮無盡㗎，Claudia。
Not all wonder is endless, Claudia. [輕柔歌曲]
[soft song] ♪